Sexy SMS in Hindi

Marzi Se ho jaye SEX to Paap Nahi Hota....

Aur Kon ha Jo Is Ky Liye Betab Nahi Hota...

Jitna Jee Chahy Chodo Apne Yar Ko,Q Ke Dosti me Koi Hisab Nahi Hota...!!!

Wife to Husbands Toy

Wife: Husband ka Lund pakar k..

meery laal mery sone uth ja na...
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Husband: isy bund main lena ha k...

utha k school bhejna ha banchood :-D

Saas Bahu se

Saas : Mujy to tum se bas aik pyara sa poota chahiye....!!!
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Bahu: Bas 1...???

Ap ka beta to meri phudi aisy marta ha jaisy..

tehreek insaf ka agla jalssa meri phudi se hi nikalna ha...:-D :-p

Wife During Romance

Wife During S*X

Wife: Aur andar dalo,thora right thora left....

haan yahan hi...

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Husband (ghussy se) : Maa ki lori, tu chudwa rahi ha ya..

Loora parking main lagwa rahi ea :-p  :-D

Husband to Wife (Romantic Style)

Husband : Baby mujy bilkul neend nahi a rahi ha....!!!

thora sa S*x hojaye...???

Wife : Banchood meri gand main neend ki goliyan bhari hain kia :-D :-D

Hot Wife to Husband (After Suhagrat)

Husband: Jan meri baby ko rat ko ziada pain to ahi hwi..??
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Hot Wife:  Nahi janu bht maza aya...
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Dad to mujy tab hota tha jab main school main thi :-D :-p

Girl to MOM

Girl : Maa main ne aj aik larky ko bewaqoof banaya...
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Mom: Wo kaisy beta..???


Girl : main ne oska 500 ka note sandal main chupa lia tha...

or wo pagal 2 ghanty meri brazzer main dhondta raha :-D :-p

Friend to Pathan

Friend: Khan saab apki beti XXX Movie main kam kar rii ha....

Usy kuch samjain...!!!
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Pathan: Aby pagal k bachy wo to sirf film ha..

Koi sach main thori na ha :-D

Anti to Uncle

Anti : Aj k bad s*x k waqt imain apka muu main nahi daloo gi...
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Uncle (worried) : Wo q ??

Anti: Doctor ne choty ghosht se maana kia ha :-D

Friend se Suhagraat k Bad Discussion

Aik friend se doston ne suhagrat k agly din poocha...

Suna bhai kaisa raha rat ko...???

Friend Replied: Yar kabhi bhool kar b family main shadi mat karna.....

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Zara sa zoor lagaya kehti.."Shakil bhai aram se kia hogya ha "

Sardar Rozana Sex tablet Khata

Sardar Rozana sex tablet khata tha...

Friend: yar na teri wife ha na GF fir q khata ha...
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Sardar: Bas ainvaeen yar underware main ronak lagi rehti ha....:-D

Husband Ghar aya to Deikha

Husband ghar aya to deikha fakeer wife ki le raha tha...
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Ghusa how to Biwi boli...
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"Main kia karti wo bol raha tha aisi cheez de do jo sahab k

istimal main na hoo "

Suhaag Ratt Wife to Husband

Wife: Deikho g mujy ghabrahat ho rii ha....

Husband:Tumhari pehli rat ha naw baby is liye...

Wife:Nahi raat main pehli baar ha shaid is liye :-D :-P

Son to Mom

Son: Mom ap roz papa k oper charh k

Jump q karti hain...???

Mom: Beta papa k pait ki hawa nikaltii hun....
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Son: Kia faida kam wali papa ki pent khol k

Fir se bhar deti ha ....:-D :-D

Soldiers Wife

Soldiers wife send a nude pic daily

to her husband with both legs wide open....

!!! Wait Like this till you come..???
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Husband Replied: Thats okk,but whose taking photos :-D :-p

Teacher to Student

Teacher: Jaya Bachan or ashiwarya raii...

Dono main aik chz same ha ...Btaoo???
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Student: Miss g Dono ko Boobs Abhishek ne Choosy hain...:-D