Teri Ankhon Main Jo Udasi ha

Teri Ankhon main pe jo Udasi ha..

Or Ankhon Main jo Nami ha...
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Olpers Milk piya kar Pagal..
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Tujy Calcium Ki Kami ha :-p :-D

Husband with Secretary

Wife :Kal apne phir apni Secretary k sath Movie Deikhi ??

Husband: Kia karein ab Begum Family k Sath deikhny wali....

 aj kal Films hi kahan banti hain :-p

Girl to Boy in party

Girl to Boy in Party....

Excuse Me..!!!

Boy: Yes,How can i helps you ?

Girl: Mery hathon main bohat kuch ha ap plz mery face se aik chez hata sakty hain ???

Boy (Full Happy) :Kia hatana ha ???

Girl : Apni Kutty Jaisi Nazrein...3:)

Boy and Girl in Park

Boy & Girl Park sitting in a park....

2 Doggies Kissed Each other..
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Boy :jania agar Bura na Mano to main bhi...???

Girl: Ok,But Dhayan se kahien ...

Kahien kutta kat na Le...:-D :-D

Wife to husband

Wife :Main Kaisi Lag rahi hun abhi Beauty Parlour se hi aai hun....???

Husband : Toh kia hwa Parlour band tha Kia....:-p

Pathan Funny SMS

Pathan k Friend ne Dwat par Bulaya

Ghar par Lock Laga tha or Likha tha..

Hume ne apko bewaqoof Banaya..!!!

Pathan ne apni taraf se Hoshyari Dikhai..

Or nechy Likh dia hum to aya hi nahi...:-D :-D